[ARTICLE] OLOKPA WRITEs Agony Of An Old Man

Sometimes I just sit down and imagine what my life will look like at the age of 120yrs.. With grey hair on my head, probably few fallen teeth, dim eyes and weak body.. OH agony of an oldman

Please enjoy every moment we spend here on BBM because a time will come we won't be able to meet here.

Please enjoy my joke of the month, because a time will come when I can't even raise my voice to crack jokes.

Please enjoy OLOKPA WRITEs and all these stories, because definitely a time will come when I can't hold a pen to write and tell you stories. The only people I can tell stories to then about my youth days will be my grand-children sitting on my legs and urging me, GRA-PA, please tell us what happen in  jan 1, 2012 during the subsidy protest and the Asuu strike in 2013. Daddy told us that you used to tell your friends stories on bbm called OLOKPA WRITEs. OH AGONY OF AN OLD MAN@120yrs

Please make love to me when I can still perform very well because a time will come@120 when even my ear will have more feeling than my Manhood. When the present size of a pencil will reduce to the size of a cigarette.

Break my heart while you can because @120 yrs, you can't because the only people I can truly love will be my old wife till death do us part and my children..

If I break your heart, please pardon me because you were just the fore-runner to my future wife.

Allow me to eat what I want, for a time will come when I can't use my teeth to chew meat due to old age..

Allow me to travel and walk as I like for a time will come wen I will prefare sleeping to walking.. Oh Agony of an old man

How will I look like@120 yrs, Oh what will become of me? Will I be refer to as one of the best writer ever liveth? Will my name be an household name when it comes to entertainment?

Who will finally become Mrs olokpa, the mother of my children.

Oh Agony of an oldman

I pray to live a fulfilled life, I pray that when I die@120yrs, even the president will declear 'OLOKPA DAY', every year. Come to personally sign my condolence register and give me a befitting state burial becos of my contribution to humanity.. Name places after me.. OLOKPA INT'L AIRPORT, OLOKPA SCHOOL OF NURSING, OLOKPA POLICE ACADEMY etc..

Hope to get tribute from world leaders

Even the Book Writers will say PA' OLOKPA- THE FUNNIEST OLDMAN AND WRITER THAT EVER LIVETH finally Rest in peace@ the age of 120yrs

I pray my children and even grand children live in peace and harmony, And start OLOKPA FOUNDATION to help the society..

I pray to always be by my old wife b4 we part ways in peace thru death..

I pray to have money, power , fame , rest of mind + a wonderful family

I pray for a better nigeria and peace of God worldwide.

I pray my sex style which i have invented called OLOKPA BANGER STYLE will make-up marriage that lack sexually satisfaction. Testimonies are already coming in

I pray even @ old age, my health should also be part of my wealth...

I pray that all those I offend tru@my journey in the earth forgive me.

I pray my mom live longer enough to enjoy all the Good tins of life I promise her

 I pray  most of you will be around for my 120yrs birthday.

But my dear reader,  all I can do is just to pray that God should answer the prayer of an oldman

Am not mad but just my wishes.

Oh Agony of an oldman.

I pray to live a fulfilled life, I pray that when I die@120yrs, even the president will declear 'OLOKPA DAY', every year. Come to personally sign my condolence register and give me a befitting state burial becos of my contribution to humanity.. Name places after me.. OLOKPA INT'L AIRPORT, OLOKPA SCHOOL OF NURSING, OLOKPA POLICE ACADEMY etc..

Hope to get tribute from world leaders

Even the Book Writers will say PA' OLOKPA- THE FUNNIEST OLDMAN AND WRITER THAT EVER LIVETH finally Rest in peace@ the age of 120yrs

I pray my children and even grand children live in peace and harmony, And start OLOKPA FOUNDATION to help the society..

I pray to always be by my old wife b4 we part ways in peace thru death..

I pray to have money, power , fame , rest of mind + a wonderful family

I pray for a better nigeria and peace of God worldwide.

I pray my sex style which i have invented called OLOKPA BANGER STYLE will make-up marriage that lack sexually satisfaction. Testimonies are already coming in

I pray even @ old age, my health should also be part of my wealth...

I pray that all those I offend tru@my journey in the earth forgive me.

I pray my mom live longer enough to enjoy all the Good tins of life I promise her

 I pray  most of you will be around for my 120yrs birthday.

But my dear reader,  all I can do is just to pray that God should answer the prayer of an oldman

Am not mad but just my wishes.

Oh Agony of an oldman.

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